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Sixteen chapters. The whole house: the pests, the remedies, the keeping of food, the mending, the money, and the folklore, sorted honestly. Written plain, so anyone can follow it.
And that is a fraction of it. Sixteen chapters, 248 pages, an honest verdict on every single trick.
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This book is just released, so these are real notes from verified buyers of my first two books. Real notes are the only kind I will ever show you.
"I love you! You remind me of my family. I really needed this. Thank you"
"Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge in 2 books that are clear and easy to understand, with a dose of kindness and encouragement. I wish I had had this knowledge passed on to me 30 years ago, it would have saved me a lot of time, effort and money, but I am glad to have it now. They have already helped me understand the why behind past mistakes and how to move forward."
"I am so excited to receive it, thank you so much!"
"Thank you Bertha for your good advice, knowing what a solo man who doesn't know how to be efficient needs to know. I got the book and will check out the pages you mention. Wishing you much success!"
"I found your videos about one month ago, and I am sitting on my clean couch writing you. You have helped me love my home again because I see everything we have as a history that I can preserve. Before, I felt like everything was falling apart and getting old."
"Thank you Bertha for honest and clear instructions in all you do. I am a solo retired man that struggles with what and how to do home cleaning. Your information is a blessing. Your mission to share honest basic info is such a gift."
"Book is great and works. Thanks. Dios te bendiga."
"I am a 60 year old Australian woman and have just bought your book after listening to your wonderful videos. My mum never taught me, and my house was dirty until the cleaning lady made it shine once a week. I am sure your book is going to help me get better results at cleaning my home."
"Sometimes the new methods of cleaning are not always the best way to do things. This book is filled with practical tried and true techniques that has a track record of success. Thank you for reminding me of the way my mother used to clean and giving back knowledge forgotten."
"My husband stole it! He and I watch your videos, it is the best thing on TV. The cleaning book is mine, though. I worked for a cleaning company in college so I am very particular, and your book and videos help there too. The bathtub weekly spray is a lifesaver!"
"It's amazing!!! I have learned so much. Muchas gracias 🙏"
"Wonderful!! Love it! Thank you"
"Hi Bertha,
I am enjoying reading them
I made your flour tortillas and the beans so far.
Best Regards
Jeff
From: Bertha Ramírez
"wanted to say nothing. I've been trying to learn how to clean without using fancy expensive products for a long time. Love your book!"
"Thank you for the books, Bertha. Looking forward to getting started. Margie"
"Thank you for the books, Bertha. Looking forward to getting started. Margie"
"Bertha, you have such a wonderful motherly spirit. I just watched your video about upholstery cleaning. You made me feel like I was in the presence of a wise elder and I was a child soaking up all of your knowledge. I am Irish Italian and when you called me mija, I felt safe and guided, like I was one of your own. Thank you for that. It’s what I desperately needed today."
"Thank you for sharing your knowledge!"
"Love your YouTube channel to accompany your books! Thanks so much, as the younger generations have old knowledge stolen from them by companies who want profit!"
"These books are wonderful and informative. I enjoy the thoughtful and charming guidance in each video. I listen on my way to work and in my house as I tend to things and make supper. Thank you!"
"I love the books! They not only give you the methods but the why too. Thank you for sharing. God Bless you, sweet Bertha!!"
"Gracias. My Abuelita of 95 years just passed away. I remember many things she taught me, but I never wrote it down. This has really inspired me to write my own book for my daughters. Dios la bendiga."
"This book is so great! Love how you explain things. So worth the price!"
"This is so amazing! Thank you for sharing your knowledge with those of us who were not given these secrets."
"Fantastic home making resource based on years of experience!"
"Bertha, the way you explain everything in the book is so honest and sincere, that I can almost hear you speaking them to me. Thank you for taking the time to share your experiences and knowledge with others. I have only begun reading your book, and am looking forward to having a cleaner home done the right way. Like the saying, work smarter not harder. I believe your book will help me accomplish that and more."
"I bought both books. The cooking book has a lot of new recipes to me in it. I need to remember to have patience and that practice is what it takes to master them. The cleaning book makes a lot of sense to me with the supplies we have at home and not relying on supplies from getting at the store."
"Thank you so much! I love your videos."
"Hola Bertha. I bought both your cook book and cleaning book. I love them. They are easy to follow. I can't wait to make homemade tortillas. Thank you"
"Dear Bertha, Your book is sound and true. Your explanations are perfect and so appreciated! Thank you, Thank you, for taking the time to create this and make it available! I'm 73 and knew a lot of your facts, but never took the time to save it somewhere. Now it is within easy reach and it's gold! God bless you, mija!!"
"I have always been curious about the old ways of cleaning and how people made their own cleaning products. I truly appreciate how you explained not only how these methods worked, but also provided the recipes so readers can make the products themselves. It made the book both interesting and genuinely useful, and I believe it provides great value for the investment."
"Love, love, love this book! Anything and everything about the old cleaning ways seem to be in this book, from cleaning the tub to cleaning the oven, and beyond!"
"Thank you for your quick response and the deal. I can not wait to use the tips and the recipes. Gracias por todo"
"Bought this last Tuesday after watching the grout video. My kitchen tile lines were dark gray and I thought that was just how they were. Followed the peroxide + baking soda paste on page whatever it was and they came out almost white. The book is written like a real person talking to you, not some influencer. Instant download worked on my phone. Worth every penny."
"I have three kids and two dogs. I used to spend $40 to $50 every couple months on all those different sprays. This book replaced most of them. The showerhead bag trick actually worked, I didn't even have to scrub. Bertha's tone is a little bossy and I kind of love it."
"Wife bought it. I thought it was going to be another "just use vinegar" thing. It's not. She has exact amounts and tells you when something won't work. Oven came out better than the last time I used the fume stuff. Good book."
"Downloaded it on my lunch break. Used the drain method that night instead of another gel. Smell was gone by morning. I'm 58 and this is the first cleaning book that didn't talk down to me or try to sell me a subscription."
"The moving-out chapter is worth the price by itself if you've ever been a renter. I printed the recetas card and taped it inside the cupboard. My mom would have liked this woman."
"I'm not a "natural cleaning" guy. I just wanted the oven and the dishwasher to stop smelling. Both chapters worked first try. PDF opened right after I paid. No account, no wait. Solid."
"This is how my tia used to clean. Same mixes, same "wait, don't wipe yet" attitude. I cried a little reading the introduction. Bought the bundle because the cookbook looked good too."
"I was skeptical about a $40 PDF. Used the 7-day guarantee in my head the whole first week. Didn't need it. Grout, glass shower doors, and the washing machine gasket are all better. She tells you the truth when vinegar isn't enough."
"Bought it because my girlfriend wouldn't stop talking about the YouTube videos. The book is way more complete. 639 pages sounds long but you jump to the problem you have. Easy."
"The "two mixes you must never combine" page should be taped to every bathroom cabinet in America. Clear, no fluff. I already saved more than the book cost by not buying another bottle of drain stuff."
"Instant PDF, opened on my iPad while I was still on the checkout page. Did the overnight showerhead thing that night. Next morning it looked new. That's all I needed to see."
"I'm a landlord. I send this to tenants now before they move out. The deposit chapter is practical, timed, no nonsense. Better than the "how to get your deposit back" blogs."
"I have hard water. Everything she says about minerals vs grease vs mold actually made sense for the first time. Faucets look different after one treatment. Book stays in my email so I can open it whenever."
"The writing is warm and a little strict, like someone's mom. I needed that. Pet accident chapter finally explained why every spray I bought failed. Enzyme truth, she calls it. Accurate."
"Used it on a rental I was turning over. Cabinets above the stove were sticky for years. Degreased properly instead of just spraying and wiping. Looks like a different kitchen."
"Bought both books. The cleaning one is the one I use every week. 15-minutes-a-day idea at the end is realistic. Not "deep clean your whole house every Saturday.""
"I'm cheap. $40 felt high until I added up what I spend on wipes and sprays. This pays for itself. PDF is searchable which helps when my hands are wet."
"The glass shower door method from the video is in the book with more detail. No more water spots that come back in two days. My husband actually noticed."
"Not Mexican, don't care. The methods work. Oven paste, no fumes, no aching arm like she said. I sent the link to my sister."
"I lost the file once and just put my email back in on the site and it came right back. That alone is better than most digital products. Content is excellent."
"The short recaps at the end of chapters are smart. I don't have time to re-read 20 pages when I just need the mix again next month."
"This is the book I wanted my daughter to have instead of another $12 spray. Plain language, exact amounts, honest about what it can't do."
"Washing machine chapter. The mold behind the rubber seal. I had been running "clean cycles" for a year. This actually fixed the smell."
"I read the safety pages twice like she told me to. Never mix bleach with anything. Good reminder. Rest of the book is practical, not preachy."
"Bought it on a Sunday, used three recipes by Monday night. Drain, microwave, and the silver. All worked. Instant download is real, 30 seconds."
"The "wet grout lies to you" line made me laugh because it's true. I used to keep scrubbing. Now I walk away and let it dry before I judge it."
"I'm a guy who cleans his own place. This book doesn't assume I have a maid or a bunch of special tools. Vinegar, baking soda, peroxide, cloths. That's it."
"My mother cleaned houses too. This feels like someone finally wrote it down instead of just showing you once. Thank you, Bertha."
"7-day money back and you keep the book. That's a confident offer. I didn't use it. The book earned its spot."
"Candle wax out of the tablecloth with an iron and paper. Worked. Little knowings like that are why I keep opening it."
"I watch the YouTube channel. The book is the full version with amounts and order. Worth buying if you actually want to stop buying bottles."
"639 pages sounded like too much. You don't read it cover to cover. You go to the thing that's bothering you. That's how a real house works."
"Post-construction dust in a house we just bought. The methods for drywall dust and paint overspray were better than the "just wipe it" advice I got elsewhere."
"I have marble in the bathroom. She tells you clearly not to put acid on it. Most "natural cleaning" people skip that part. Respect."
"The math page at the beginning is what sold me. $300+ a year on the aisle vs under $40 in the cupboard. She was right."
"Wrote to her with a question about a specific stain. She answered. That doesn't happen with most digital products."
"Used the oven chapter on a 12-year-old range that looked hopeless. Paste sat overnight. Came off in sheets. No chemical smell in the house the next day."
"I'm 29 and I never learned this stuff. The book doesn't make me feel stupid for not knowing. Just tells you what to do."
"Bundle deal made sense. Cleaning book is the one I actually use daily. Cookbook is a bonus for later."
"The recetas card idea is perfect. I printed it, laminated it, stuck it in the cabinet. Hands are wet, I can still see the mix."
"No subscription, one payment, file in my email. That's how digital products should work. Content is better than I expected."
"I tried the "fifteen minutes a day" instead of the Saturday marathon. House stays better and I don't hate cleaning as much."
"Hard water stains on glass. She explains why soap makes it worse. Once I used the right thing they came off. Simple."
"This book feels like it was written by someone who has actually cleaned a hundred houses, not someone who made a course."
"Bought it for my first apartment. Already used four chapters. Drain, shower, fridge coils, and the toilet. All better than the store stuff I used to buy."
"I'm keeping this. If she ever does a paper version I'll buy that too, but the PDF on my phone is convenient. Good work, Bertha."
"Really good book. The methods work and the writing is honest. I knocked one star because I wish there were more photos of the "before" on some of the tougher jobs, but the instructions are clear enough that I still got results. Instant download was fine."
"Solid information and it replaced a bunch of products under my sink. Only reason it's not 5 is the PDF is long and I wish it had a better clickable table of contents on mobile. Still using it every week though."
"Some of the recipes work great (showerhead and grout especially). Other parts felt longer than they needed to be and I already knew a few of the vinegar tricks. It's not a bad book, just not life-changing for me personally. Download worked, refund policy is fair."
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